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ultisnecious

A move that pwnz all D: From the greatest flash movie ever made, Arfenhouse Teh Moevie Too!!
"Billlllllyyyyyy!!"
"It's doing it again... I'm nauseous..."
"T4EY M4Y K1cK R AZZ BTU TEHY'LL N3V4R K1K R FREEDUM!!!!1"
by strawberryjello September 8, 2004
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Day of Ultimate Truth

The Day of Ultimate Truth is a holiday on May 7th celebrating Odinism. It is also a day of revealing the truth of the Christian conspiracy to cover up Odinism in an attempt to suppress this religion of kings. It is usually celebrated via proselytizing and informing the general public of the reality of Odinism and the Christian conspiracy against it.
Odinist: Hello there, have you heard of Odinsim?

Oppressed Member of the Future Odinist Proleteriat: No, what is it?

Odinist: The religion of kings, it has been suppressed through the ages because the Christian big wigs did not wish it to spread. Today is the Day of Ultimate Truth, a day dedicated to telling people about it. Would you like a pamphlet?
by Odinist Reverend Frank May 21, 2007
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ultimate situps

A prank. The victim is challenged to a feat of strength. Once he accepts, he lies down on his back between two other people, they all link arms, and the middle person must do as many situps as he can, lifting the dead weight of the other two people.

When he has done as many as he can, and is exhausted, a fourth person runs over and sits on the victim's face while the other two hold him down.
"Damnit, I've got crack hair in my teeth... I should have known ultimate situps aren't real."
by Diarmaid June 30, 2006
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ultimate beastmaster

A legendary human capable of birthing the nastiest of dumps (by odor, by girth, and by sheer mass).
My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn't flush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.
by Gorblath March 3, 2017
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the ultimate

by Saetern June 5, 2018
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Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.
Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.
by Ktimothy September 4, 2008
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Ultimance

1. A romance between two Ultimate Frisbee players.

2. Often involves exchanges of Birkenstocks as presents, romantic moonlit granola dinners, and engagement in protests against mega-corporations while holding hands.
We met at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament, and after we discussed how much we both liked Obama, we started an Ultimance.
by ShmuelHaynorweitzy April 12, 2009
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