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MAC Tools

Best brand of mechanics tools available for the money. More costly than store bought brands, but still has competitive pricing compared to other tool trucks companies.
"Don't buy Snap-On, just get MAC Tools because they have the same quality for 2/3 of the price."
by J72188 December 28, 2011
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Tonsil tennis

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon
Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.
by Omar037 July 7, 2015
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Tonsil

Act of or recieveing a blow job
dude, chelsea gave me the best tonsil last night
by keri keri January 3, 2009
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Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.
a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.
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Old Toongabbie

A nice outer Sydney suburb (about a 40 minute drive to the CBD). It combines the literal best of the city and the country. No, there is no incest (at least none that is reported), but there is an entire community of wonderful, kind and mature people, who know how to get down on a Saturday night! It is a town worth travelling to. Why? Because I said so!
"Old Toongabbie was wonderful!" said Sam as she sat down on her lounge after her adventure to Sydney's west.

"What did you like the best?" asked her friend Charlie, who loved to hear all about her journey's.

"I loved the people, the parks, the animals and even the little shops of Old Toongabbie, Sam said, as she reflected on the day with her mystery man with fondness.
by Jamison Boy March 31, 2009
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tonsil hockey

A violent game played on astroturf, a ball is hit around the netted astro turf (basically astroturf with a net around it) until the ball is hit at such an angle that it hits sombody in the mouth
this will score you 2 points
there is then a chance that that person may be knoced out
this will get you an additional 2 points
if they are unconsious there is then what is called "tonsil touchdown" in whcih a player needs to succed in ripping out sombodys tonsles and running to the other end of the pitch with them and throwing them on the ground
this will score you an additional 8 points.

i have never seen anybody score over 4 points in tonsil hockey

it is also occasionally mis used to refer to kissing
Larry: AND ITS CRAAAAAAAAAzy weather were having here today frank in this the tonsil hockey world final and the first game of the season!

Frank: it certianlly is larry lets see which of the players are still consious and willing to go on...
by Lewi Dibbin December 9, 2008
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Toonerville bus

One of two types of buses: 1) a bus that is intended to look like an old-fashioned trolley; 2) a bus that looks more like a typical bus, but has a short distance between the front wheels and the back wheels. After Toonerville Trolley, a trolley comic strip that was popular in the early 20th century.
Me: Did you take the Toonerville bus from your hotel to Disneyland yesterday?
She: Yeah. Hard seats, though.

Look! It's the county transportation system's Toonerville bus!
by Richard Rabinowitz September 8, 2005
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