tool

1) An instrument used to perform a certain task or action with ease.

2) A person who doesn't know (or does but willfully accepts) he/she is being used. Also refers to someone who can be seen as a pawn for society.

3) An American progressive rock band from California.

1) Hammers are useful tools; they can force nails in better and more efficiently than bare hands.

2) That person is such a tool; he just wants to be blindly led by his idols without thinking about himself.

3) Tool is from Los Angeles, California; they have released six albums to date.

by dhahks May 16, 2009

Tool

1) Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion. 2) Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem. 3) The biggest bagadouche you have ever encountered including those with "little man syndrome"

The Sheriff is such a tool!

by Insolent1969 August 15, 2012

Love Tool

Is what it sounds like...the wanker, penis, shcrum, weiner, anything you facy calling it

His love tool was inserted into me like a like a doctors tongue depressor.

by Albert Marjorie July 21, 2008

tool

One of three things:
a. Device used to apply mechanical work.
b. The Band.
c. Someone that is used for another's gain.
d. A penis.
e. Loot spelled backwards.

Bob: Man, that guy is such a tool.
Jim: Yeah, which reminds me, I screwed your wife.

by TheCaffeineJunky December 13, 2006

tool

someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat.

People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools.
People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools.
People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Toolster

A toolster is physically a hipster but an undercover tool. A toolster might wear toms, obscure band t-shirts, fitted jeans, beanies, flannels, american apparel hoodies, etc. They will talk about intriguing random facts and life experience. Therefore, they seem deep and thoughtful and will easily trick the opposite sex, when in actuality they are immature and emotionally detached. They might abruptly stop talking to you or be talking to multiple girls at the same time. So beware of the toolsters.

An example text from a toolster might be: "Hey lady or ms. (insert your last name), what are you up to? bout to go drink some wine and get into some shenanigans. You should partake in these festivities."

(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)

by Becky and Spoon January 27, 2011

toolkit

The collective noun for someone in possession of many toolish features or aspects of their personality. One with a high level of toolism.

Ben: That guy over there is a loser.
Lachie: An absolute toolkit if i don't say so myself.

by the snow diz July 2, 2007