Green toping

purposefully building a house in the side of a mountain on an smp

OhJas_ is green toping right now.

by RuM_ November 21, 2020

Ostrich Taming

Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.

"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"

by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Jarrod Timing

When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.

Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.

by The Legit Merriam-Webster November 10, 2021

Comedic Timing

1. The ability to start dating a girl at 12:01am on her 18th Birthday

Wow, Dane Cook has incredible comedic timing!

by Anon1nona August 6, 2022

Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing

by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022

Shit-Toking

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

by Leozard September 4, 2022