Simp

Person who does too much for person they like.

Samuel Marquez: I bought my pokimane the entirety of Epstein island.
Literally everyone: Ur a god damn simp presidente.

by Faerus September 6, 2020

simp

Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention

The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps

by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022

simp

the biggest bitch nigga of them all who ditches the boys to talk to the ladies or the misses

you’re such a simp

by billwogsby January 31, 2020

Simp

The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.

George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.

Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?

Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!

Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.

by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020

Simp

A total John

Person 1: that guy watches pokemaine?

Person 2: so he’s a simp?

Person 1: no he’s a john

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

SIMP

A man who continues to try and please a women who his mentally and physically abusive or manipulative in nature in hopes to seek a sexual gratification or maintain a relation ship.

Tim continues to be a simp having his wife ignore him and talk to another man while shit belittles him , while he try’s to keep her happy with money and jewelry to keep her from leaving.

by Szwabo June 4, 2020