Tentastical

A delightful state of being both wiggly and fantastic; characterised by uncontrollable excitement, limb-flailing energy, or a whimsical, tentacle-like feeling in the body. Often associated with joy, anticipation, or chaotic glee.

“I’m feeling so tentastical, completely excited and wiggly, like I’ve got tentacles for limbs. I can’t sit still!”

by fluffysupernatural July 2, 2025

Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"

Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Tentative

A great song by System of a Down. I just listened to it. We should all take a moment and go listen to Tentative by System of a Down. Play it over the speakers as bombs fall. It's great. I'm probably going to listen to it again now.

Tentative by System of a Down

Hym 🎶No oOone! No one's gonna save us noooooow🎶

Iam 🎶NOT EVEN GOOOOOOOOD🎶

by Hym Iam January 13, 2026

De-tentacle

To take off the arms of a squid and make calamari

Bryan de-tentacles squids for a living

by Ucychirchh July 25, 2016

Martian Tentacle

Christian Martians dick

“Sydney loves martian tentacle”

by pootiluv45 January 22, 2019

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019