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Protestant Reformation 

A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.
Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?

Person #2: Martin Luther.

Person #1: Oh.

Industrial Reformation

The hypothetical global reform that will eliminate unnecessary and detrimental regulations or practices that big industries get away with all the time.
The Industrial Reformation is an inevitable event that will take place in the next several decades.

Bro-testant Reformation 

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

Great Hoe Reformation 

When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.
With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.

rewordation

when minor changes are made from an existing word
with the claim that a 'BRAND NEW' word has been created.
changing understand to overstand is a {rewordation}.

the word "understand" was {rewordled} by changing 'under' to 'over' which was the {rewordle}, {rewordation} of the original word understand.
rewordation by UCANTCMESBG April 12, 2011

Deformation Docking 

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.
Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!
Deformation Docking by DDdocking October 20, 2008