triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.

Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.

by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008

triple 0

When someone's ankles gets destroyed and you make them fall over.

Jeff: AHAHAHAH, TOM JUST GOT TRIPLE ZEROED
Tom: Fuck off, ill triple 0 you anyday

by pangopango November 22, 2017

triple hero

Ryan

Ryan isn’t just a hero, he’s a triple hero.

by Lucky charm bars February 6, 2023

Triple Facts

When something is three times the facts, no cap.

Bro, that chick's got a fatass.

Yo, that's triple facts.

by sir leton March 3, 2022

Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.

Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

Triple R

To do a triple R is to show one’s Rump to the Royal Racoon. In other words it is to pull a moony at the King’s/ Queen’s prized Racoon and may be considered very offensive in certain cultures.

Dave: Stop that Clement!
Clement: What?
Dave: Your doing a bloody triple R!
Clement: No, I was showing my rump to the king’s prized Otter. I would never dare do a triple R.
Dave: Thank god.
Slightly perverted otter: Indeed.

by Semmelweis December 18, 2018

Triple Cuntbagger

1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.

2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.

1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!

2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "

by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014