Tickets to the game

Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.

Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.

by r0leX July 25, 2010

selling wolf tickets

Telling big liess, like in " The Three Little Pigs " ! The wolf said that he would blow a brick house down, and nothing happened.

Are you kidding me ? He was just selling wolf tickets about his accomplishments!

by The Stock Master November 15, 2015

my meal ticket

The Career or Careers that will give you financial gain, the Career that will put food on your table.

Making beats is my meal ticket.

by Webster's Younger Brother March 29, 2017

poo ticket run

The act of getting naked when intoxicated, placing about one metre of 'poo tickets'(toilet paper)in between the bum cheeks, setting the end on fire, and running to extinguish.

there is no example needed..just do the poo ticket run!

by first witness December 31, 2007

Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009

Pawn Shop Tickets

asking someone for sex

hey do you have any pawn shop tickets?

by peanutbunny April 23, 2007

Rape Ticket

A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00

This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.

There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.

by namfonos November 14, 2012