rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

by brownsound October 5, 2004

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Stitch

Archaic. A piece of false hair, such as an extension or false bun.

Laura understood the gravity of the situation immediately, for she alone knew that Anne wore a stitch. If David pulled away too many of her pins, Anne's beautiful large knot of hair would come off.

by thrakatuluk February 23, 2017

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hole stretcher

A man with an extremely large unit that causes female genitalia to be left looser than before, after engaging in sexual intercourse.

With a tool like that, Omar is known around town as the hole stretcher. In fact, he mounted Peggy last night and now she needs 16 stitches to stop the bleeding.

by gwilly102 April 7, 2009

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A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.

Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 5, 2008

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