Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023

statham

When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.

"His girlfriend broke up with him and now the poor guy's doing a statham"

by WhatIsHiphop July 16, 2013

poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescent’s upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.

"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"

by Michael Sandman July 25, 2008

Starter Stache

The few hairs on a 13-15 year old boy's upper lip, similar to the Molester Mustache

"His starter stache felt weird when I kissed him after our date that his mom drove us to!"

by K.E.S. June 29, 2008

guido stache

the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.

bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.

by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010

Sachal

Sachal is the sweetest sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She is a bad bitch but her friends mean also so much to her. She is a very strong girl and keeps her circle small. If youre sad she'll do anything to make u happy, she is very loving. And the most beautiful

'Do u know Sachal?'

'Yes OMG she's the best'

by baddestbjcs November 21, 2021

Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009