Get the squeff mug.A man who gives a lot of women the ‘squeams’ as in, makes them squeamish because of his blatantly immature behavior around women, emotions and relationship. Generally attractive but with some squeamish attribute like the tiniest ankles on a normal sized body. Avoid squeams unless you only want FaceTime sex and get away weekends. Otherwise, the emotional intelligence is so low, the squeam will suck your star energy right out of your pussy during that FaceTime sex. Be aware of overly intrusive messaging and insta DM videos. Possibly has small penis. Possibly rich but miserable at their job and not willing to seek therapy for past trauma. Caution level: 6.5.
You may have dated or fucked a squeam in college only to find out you were better than him and he was completely ruined due to massive societal issues revolving around college campus feeding frenzies, alcoholism and insecurity.
by purplepanda22 June 15, 2020
Get the squeam mug.The act when an excited egirl/fangirl/thot/female in general performs the common act of saying "squee" as they become excited but instead of merely attracting simps and incels through their voice, they unleash a blast of vaginal flatulence destined to ring both the Liberty bell and the gongs in the Shaolin monastery at the same time. This squeef has such energy and stench that every man from miles around (and some women too er well most women to be quite honest) as the vaporous stench imbibes itself within the nasal passageways of the ones blessed enough to receive it. It's guaranteed to attract even the most resilient soul and draw the attention of potential mates from miles around.
Emily: OMG girl did you see BTS?! I love them so so sooooo much like they're just so SQUEE *BRRRRAP*
Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*
Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?
Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??
Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*
Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?
Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??
by Sneed d'Elaine December 2, 2020
Get the Squeef mug.Adjective:
1) Full of Squeaks — Often used to describe something that is very Squeaky and/or Squeaks frequently
2) Something that is very Puffy and Full of Air, Normally an Inflatable made from either Latex or PVC. The object described can be animate (alive, Living) or inanimate (Still, Without Life, Dead), though is usually used for the former.
3) A very playful and/or energetic Balloonie/Pooltoy Character
4) Feeling full of energy – often used when you are in a good mood with a ton of energy and little use for said energy
1) Full of Squeaks — Often used to describe something that is very Squeaky and/or Squeaks frequently
2) Something that is very Puffy and Full of Air, Normally an Inflatable made from either Latex or PVC. The object described can be animate (alive, Living) or inanimate (Still, Without Life, Dead), though is usually used for the former.
3) A very playful and/or energetic Balloonie/Pooltoy Character
4) Feeling full of energy – often used when you are in a good mood with a ton of energy and little use for said energy
1) "That Balloon is quite Squeakful"
2) Look how squeakful you are! So puffy and ready for some fun!
3) Such a squeakful Balloonie you are. I could spend days just playing with you, just for that personality of yours.
4) I am Quite Squeakful today.
2) Look how squeakful you are! So puffy and ready for some fun!
3) Such a squeakful Balloonie you are. I could spend days just playing with you, just for that personality of yours.
4) I am Quite Squeakful today.
by Xyonix May 3, 2021
Get the squeakful mug.when the anal gets so squeaky its slutty like aidin when sarib gets it so squeaky from the anal at 1am
by sqeuakytime May 11, 2021
Get the squeaky slut mug.When a male, usually a teenage boy, is interacting with a female counterpart and gets so excited that he squirts a load in his pants before even seeing a nipple.
This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.
This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.
- Hey girl, how did things go with that boy you met at the party last night?
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.
by Bobby the Bug Man May 12, 2021
Get the squearly mug.When you blast ass while walking and fart more with each step until your ass creates a sonic boom with each step
by Elongated dolphin June 1, 2021
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