squat tink

a synonym for bitch.
"Man, I don't know if I should ask Shannon out...she's so fine..."

"Ay, stop being such a fucking squat tink pussy and tap that"
by Vax October 05, 2007
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Ceremonial Squats

Whether it be a video game, or real life, each event in history requires drastic actions to be taken by a person, or people, there, usually in the process of humiliating another person, therefore proving that you are the superior human being in both supreme skill, and good looks, of course. This technique is acquired by placing yourself nearby or over the humili-ee, and proceeding to take your scrotum out of your pants (this applies to females, too), and placing them on said person's face, also whilst doing a squatting motion; as in standing-crouching-standing, etc.

Usually referred to (by those with lesser skill) as "teabagging".

If there is a group of people, and not enough room for everyone to crowd around one body, instead one person stands over the body and performs Ceremonial Squats on said person's face, whilst everyone else does it in close proximity, therefore transferring the chakra of all the squats combined toward the person standing over the body, in turn providing a much fuller force as if everyone were doing it at once to the same body. Essentially, a Dragonball Z-esque moment.
Example 1:
"HYPER COMBO K.O.!"
Gaz: "Yes, I won!"
Matt: "How will you celebrate?"
Gaz: "Gotta do some Ceremonial Squats. Just let me plonk my balls on his face."

Example 2:
Gaz: "YES! Time for some Ceremonial Squats."
Tom: "Agh! Could you please get your balls out of my face?!"
Alex: "You know, I could file that under paedophilia..."

Example 3:
Gaz: "People of Earth, give me your power!"
People of Earth: "Clearly wants the D. That guy got dicked on."
by Jackie Turtle December 01, 2013
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Oscar Squat

Oscar Squat aka Ondskan Squat is a man who can squat. "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" -Oscar Squat fanboy squad.
Fanboy squad "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Oscar "kill me now"
Oscar Squat
by Simon h8ter 69 420 December 10, 2019
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squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.
I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!
by DaPrinceADJr May 04, 2015
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Kumquat squat

Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss
Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!
by yeargh November 03, 2016
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Squat Mattress

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community
Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies
by tampon420 May 17, 2016
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Fire Squats

The burning sensation you feel in your anus after you eat spicy foods.
I ate a habanero yesterday. I had the fire squats like crazy.
by Bananadiles January 04, 2012
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