squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

by Idling August 29, 2016

wap squat

Female version of the "tea bag"

She really wap squatted her own father?

by anonymous April 18, 2021

Gynie Squats

When a dog lays, belly down with their legs out and spread eagle, so their genitalia is squished on the floor.

“Look at my cute little pup over there, basking in the sun, legs out, doing the GYNIE SQUATS.”

by Johnny Evangelista September 28, 2022

Squat-Mouth

the act of a male giving female head oral sex

"i dont want no kisses cause you got that Squat-Mouth"

by A lil too crunk October 21, 2008

Squat brat

The act of squatting on the toilet and taking a shit.

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.

by Squat Brat February 23, 2017

Squat thot

A woman who spends an hour in the squat rack, mostly testing while doing quarter squats and and accomplishing nothing of value

That fucking squat thot wasted all her time texting instead of building up dat ass

by Gains Train December 6, 2018

Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016