Spamf

Teleporting out of existence leaving only a can of Spam behind

That dude just disappeared, but left Spam. He spamfed

by Insert Name Here Podcast August 15, 2018

Somfl

Abbreviation for STORY OF MY FUCKING LIFE

Girl 1: Men are such disappointing creatures.
Girl 2: Amen Sister! Somfl!

by Smilzlove September 21, 2018

Spoofle

A spiky floof, or fluff

A hedgehog is a type of spoofle

by Thedoggo October 8, 2018

Smomfy

Smomfy= So Comfy

I’m so smomfy right now

by The mystical man October 24, 2018

Spimf

The droplets of male ejaculation that drop from a ladies vagina as she shuffles to the bathroom after coitus.

There was a trail of spimf from the bed to the bathroom.

by Davroswent December 18, 2018

SOMF

SOMF - sit on my face. When time is of the essence, the abbreviation should be utilised.

Oh baby, you're so got. I need you to SOMF!

by Youknownothingjohnsnow December 21, 2018

spofy

Subject of SPOF - single point of failure.

“Something is spofy” something is risky and depends on action of someone

by VV@US January 2, 2019