Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010

spunkington

a human sized home wrecker who cant stop smoking and has too many gatherings

yeh everyone is going round spunkingtons for a smoke and to wreck homes

by miles April 19, 2003

splunkindunkin

A failed slam dunk ending up hurting yourself.

Joe got a splunkindunkin after that game.

by (//_-) May 12, 2009

Splinking

The act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.

Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.

by MR. RM May 21, 2009

Spelunking

A few guys hanging out or attending a social event with a substantially larger amount of girls. The opposite of a sausage fest

Did you see Aidan at the dance?
Yeah he was hard core spelunking, the lucky guy!

by Admiral ACHGbar November 3, 2015

Spelunking

The act of engaging in any form of rectal/anal penetration both medically or sexual in nature.

I went to my monthly physical, and my Doctor spent a good amount of time spelunking during his time below.

Last night my girl let me go spelunking for the first time in months. It was a rough time going deep in there.

by Millrunner80 August 4, 2018