slontch

A slontch is just another word for a "shlong"....a very large dick

Damn bro, Landon has a slontch its at least 12 inches

by Big red🔥 June 16, 2017

Splott

Sound of freshly cooked, soupy retried beans when they hit the nachos prior to baking!!!!

I made nachos with a splott of beans!

by Kiddo5 June 28, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

Splonge

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

slonty

A meaningless word designed to sound racist, without actually being racist.

A nothing word spoken merely for shock value.

Alright, you slonty swoggers?

U wot? Say that again you scum

Chillax, it's meaningless! Read this Urban Dictionary definition!

Oh hoho! You got me well and proper there Bert!

by Zachymcsmacky May 31, 2018

Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp

"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"

by splong monster July 15, 2018