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scooch

To crouch down, or to get down lower
you will have to scooch down to cet through the doorway
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Smoochie

Bryanna is a smoochie cus she should eater
by Notnana August 17, 2022
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Death to Smoochy

1. The "call to arms" cry of protest, shouted by people radically opposed to the slang word smooch replacing the more formal kiss

2. A movie starring Robin Williams and a 2-legged rat that looks like Danny DeVito
Joe Moviegoer: Did you see Death To Smoochy?

Nude Protestor: Death to Smoochy! Death to Smoochy! Deaaaath Toooooo Smooooochy!

American Flag: It's his right to protest!
by Ben Greenberg May 22, 2006
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K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.
"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching
by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021
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scoochemos

"we scooch" in the spanish language
Diego and I scoochemos down the lunch table
by Pedro Hernandez December 16, 2008
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Scooch Nugget

1. A dingleberry, or similar nugget of poo dislodged from a dog's ass while scooching across the floor.

2. A person who has the value of a piece of dog shit left in the carpet.
1. Damnit, Fluffy left a scooch nugget on our brand new rug!

2. that dude just cut me in line! what a scooch nugget!
by JackalSkull April 17, 2011
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Smoocher Face

Two members of a couple attached at the face.

The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.

There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.

If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
"Wow, kyle and Kirstyn were being total smoocher faces today, like seriously get a room!" <33
by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011
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