Sneaky snake 

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

Sneaky snake by The Glunk December 20, 2011

Sneaky Snake 

when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis

Tironi told me to sneak into Dan's sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.

Sneaky Snake by Meatball60 December 11, 2006

sneaky peek 

when a girl/guy falls asleep and you examen their junkst

man katy passed out last night and i took a sneaky peek

sneaky peek by isaacrocksmysocks January 1, 2008

Sneaky Kutza 

A sneaky Kutza is defined as inviting a fellow air medical professional to a two year olds birthday party only to find out your also getting married at the same time while he is consuming food on the back steps while your taking a wedding oath out front.

Joey performed a Sneaky Kutza on Tom when he got married.

Sneaky Kutza by SALEEN58L August 11, 2008

sneaky parrot 

placing one's member on an unsuspecting bare shoulder

i wanted to get her attention so i pulled out the sneaky parrot -- i launched it across the room and it gently landed on her shoulder

sneaky parrot by jellym May 2, 2011

Sneaky Salmon 

The action of inserting one's hand into another person's armpit and rapidly wiggling as a salmon would wiggle it's tail when swimming. Simultaneously shout 'sneaky salmon' to notify the one who is being sneaky salmoned.

Dude I just sneaky salmoned the shit out of that girl's armpit.

Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!

Sneaky Salmon by Shrimp Hands May 2, 2013

sneak bitch 

A bitch that isn't an outright bitch (so that you can't accuse them of being a bitch), but knows they're being a bitch through their actions toward you. Can be heard in The Weeknd's "Often."

Sarah: "Emma was talking shit about you before practice."
Julia: "She just smiled at me when I walked in and said she missed me."
Sarah: "Emma is a sneak bitch."

sneak bitch by pootlovato1 January 13, 2016