Smu-Smookered

Drunk. Wasted. Intoxicated. Smashed.
Invented by Timothy while smu-smookering.
Smu-Smorshkin is the alchohol that gets you smu-smookered

Im gonna get Smu-Smookered tonight with Alisha.

by Croberts88 April 6, 2009

The Smoosh Face

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.

Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

by andygforizzy June 14, 2011

the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle

My husband let me rub the smooter last night.

by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

Cheesy Smoosh

A cheesy Quesadilla.

I would like a Cheesy Smoosh please.

by Gruntpile June 1, 2018

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Active Smooter

The act of firing garbled nonsense from a fully loaded smoking gun

Sense and understanding run for cover from the words of an active smooter

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018