someone, usually male, that feels ensnared by ass and craves it. these people will do anything to tickle your brown eye, beware!
by ducky3010 August 02, 2006
by maybekatie November 03, 2009
Dex Slave is short for Debt Sex Slave.
Women who have a considerable amount of debt but will try to move in with you while not contributing to rent and/or mortgage in return for sexual favors.
Also see 2 to a room on Craigs List. 40% are female communications major and hella debt slaves from a major university. They use sex because they can't pay the rent.
Also known as Goddesses if you are a Winner (make over $250,000 a year)!
Women who have a considerable amount of debt but will try to move in with you while not contributing to rent and/or mortgage in return for sexual favors.
Also see 2 to a room on Craigs List. 40% are female communications major and hella debt slaves from a major university. They use sex because they can't pay the rent.
Also known as Goddesses if you are a Winner (make over $250,000 a year)!
Dex Slave: I saw your add on Craigs list that you need a roommate. I don't have any money but perhaps we can work something out.
Single dude with a stable job: Why can't you pay rent and why would I let you live here for free?
Dex Slave: I can live two to a room ;) until I pay off my $33,000 in student loans. I work 15hrs (or no hours) a week as a waitress and spend my money on clothes and make up. Moving back in with my parents would make me a looser. Can I be your Dex Slave?
Single dude with a stable job: Send pics on my old AOL account that I use for SPAM and slutty pictures. Let me see the goods.
Dex Slave: I hope you like me. Be sure to use the leverage of living in a house to force me to make pornos. Those images can't be erased.
Single dude with a stable job: You bet!
Single dude with a stable job: Why can't you pay rent and why would I let you live here for free?
Dex Slave: I can live two to a room ;) until I pay off my $33,000 in student loans. I work 15hrs (or no hours) a week as a waitress and spend my money on clothes and make up. Moving back in with my parents would make me a looser. Can I be your Dex Slave?
Single dude with a stable job: Send pics on my old AOL account that I use for SPAM and slutty pictures. Let me see the goods.
Dex Slave: I hope you like me. Be sure to use the leverage of living in a house to force me to make pornos. Those images can't be erased.
Single dude with a stable job: You bet!
by KRS-3 October 25, 2011
An avid Metroid Prime fan I turn to for all my help. Very unstable. Likes Evangelion and Beserk anime. Good conversationilist.
by ladyofshadowfire November 15, 2004
A wedgie slave is a girl/boy who wants to be wedgied by anyone they get the chance to be wedgied by.
by Wedgie_expert101 March 04, 2021
The act of burning or gassing someone’s asshole till it shrivels up like like An Indians guys nuts when he see’s a dog or cat.
by Thanoes dad April 20, 2020
by Sam Permain February 24, 2005