Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Wedgie

Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it

"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

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Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.

I love asshole chiseling, it feels so good.

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

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A very intense wedgie in which the victim is given an atomic wedgie. But instead of stopping at the face, it goes down through the legs and back up into an atomic again. Now do that last part 2 more times. Viola, a triple lollipop.

Dude did you see that guy get a triple lollipop yesterday? Shit was gnarly.

by Wedgie_expert101 August 21, 2022

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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.

My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021

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Upside Down Wedgie

An upside down wedgie is a wedgie in which someone is held or hung upside down and someone grabs on to the wedgie and pulls downward

I was running through the forest with all the girls chasing after me. I found myself cornered at a fence. Being the only boy in the neighborhood has its ups and downs, but having a ton of wedgie obsessed girls all against you on all sides is definitely a down. Two girls grabbed my underwear and pulled me up onto the fence. I was then held upside down with my back facing the girls not holding me, and I was promptly given an upside down wedgie. My ass hurt so bad, but nothing was worse than when the turned me around, and gave me a frontal variant of the upside down. It all ended when my socks were used as a gag for me and I was hung by my shorts in a tall nearby tree for one whole day.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 19, 2021