Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.

Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.

Ski Goblin by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024

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ski back in

When you are black out drunk and use coke to come back to consciousness

Bro i was so drunk at that party, I had to ski back in

ski back in by Milfinc February 29, 2024

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ski • ski mask • Ski Mask The Slump God • ski patrol • ski pole • ski jump • ski ski • ski slope • ski-tard • ski back in

Ski'dbunk

To hit something at break-neck speed

He ski'dbunked into that wall and now he's serverly injured

Ski'dbunk by TheShortOneWhoIsADwarf February 29, 2024

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Ski'bunk

To hit something at break-neck force.

OHHH NOO! That guy just Ski'bunked into that wall!!! (only add ed if the event has already occurred) (always add !!! At the end of a sentence where the word has been used)

I'm gonna ski'bunk into that wall!!!

Don't Ski'bunk when driving home!!!

Ski'bunk by ImActivleyRunningFromTheIRS July 1, 2024