Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.

Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !

by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018

shitter

A person who’s main goal is to be as ironic or annoying as possible, but not in an asshole way.

Josh eats doritos by licking it first, then eating it.

Jake says “you’re such a shitter, eat it right”

fuck you josh

by Kataja Park February 8, 2022

sick shitter

the most amazing ass that youve seen on a female

guy1: check that chick out
guy2: yeah shes got a sick shitter

by Teddy Rosevelt February 5, 2008

stick shifter

1. another word for a chick who uses/dates you just to get fucked by another one of your friends or any other person that you know.

2. a manipulative skank

other chronological tenses: stick shitfing, stick shifted

A: "...can't believe that chick, she screwed and played almost everyone here"

B: "....yeh, including who used to be my best friend....what a stick shifting bitch!!!"

stick shifter

by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010

Skeet Shifter

An automatic transmission in a vehicle that has been modified to have firmer and faster shifts for better performance. the shift can be so hard that it causes the drive tires to momentarily spin causing a "Skeet" or chirp sound.

Did you hear those tires chirp? He must have put a Skeet shifter in that thing!

by eddymetal1 July 6, 2010

Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

shitterfucker

1. someone that fucks someone in the ass.
2. someone thats an ass.

a universal phrase that can be taken in many ways and used in many contexts.

the word was made up by elyse and dave at kean university.

1. you're a shitterfucker.
2. you shitterfucker.

by polishdevil December 11, 2004