Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower

A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend

by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010

Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.

by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011

Shampooper

When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.

I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.

by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011

Shampooper

A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.

by sovrac August 18, 2013

Sempty

The feeling you have when you have finished a TV series or a show and you miss it.
You have a feeling that there is something missing in your life.
It comes from series + empty
The noun for it is semptiness

I’ve just finished watching my favourite series and I feel so sempty!
When I finished the Big Bang Theory I felt so sempty.

by Mr. Rau November 4, 2020

semp reject

getting banned from semp's server for being disliked and/or him refusing to be friends with you.

morp: nigga wtf?!
cayuba: ye u got banned cuz no one likes u
morp: shut up semp reject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pocoraven January 23, 2021

Shampa

Shampa is a such a girl who never likes to quarrel with someone unnecessarily. She is also a person whom every guy likes. She is beautiful enough to attract any guy with her beauty. She is nice and has a good heart

I like Shampa. She is a person whom all people likes

by Shampa November 24, 2021