Shag Swag

A non-descript token gift given by an important person (or self-important a-hole) to another in recognition of sexual favor and or time spent together.

Didjya hear Derek Jeter gave out shag swag to his one-night stands?

by keyline October 21, 2014

Shag doom

When you use someone for a shag a couple times

Betty: so this meant nothing to you, i feel so used
Bruno: the hell you knew this was never anything to me, you knew you was always a shag doom you over dramatic bitch

by U what hoe February 26, 2018

shag the sheep

To jerk off

I saw you shag the sheep in bed the other night

by Jzdawg November 26, 2016

Shag nook

The depression in the mattress that has become your favorite spot to perform intercourse.

Clara: “Why does it look like you’ve been keeping a cannonball on the middle of your bed?”
Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Gag and shag

The new Netflix and chill. The act of having sex and oral

Do you want to come back for a session of gag and shag

by Sexybugger69 December 04, 2016

Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

by kyouten3 August 21, 2011

lemme shag

Abbreviation for 'let me hump'. It's related to the meme 'lemme smash'.

Lemme shag
Bam, bam, bam
This is better than extasy

by Slen Atrbad March 25, 2017