a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.

Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?

by antimorph July 3, 2007

bowling scale

a way of determining how far someone has gone sexually; like the bases, but more specific.
gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex

Tom: hey so i turkey-ed with a girl the other night
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean

by slytherin=dirty July 27, 2010

rdh rating scale

1=super ugly
2=still really ugly
3= same as 1&2

4= okay
5= ugly but nice, funny easy to talk to
6= decent

7= friend zoned

8=cute

9= actually a 10 to scared to admit

10= you're hot

Bms= they like you or they are trying to be nice to you cuz they know you like them

Dude the girl I like rated me a 7 #Friendzozne #kms rdh rating scale is someone rdhing you and if you are wondering what it means.

by Clay Jensen April 13, 2017

Scalper

Someone who buys things, such as computer graphics card, at the usual prices and then sells them, when they are difficult to get, at 100 times the regular price/MSRP.

Adam: I was trying to get a RTX 3070 for $399, It was out of stock and I looked on Ebay, and guess what? There's scalpers all around selling the 3070's for an INSANE price!
Jack: Wow I wanna fuck up those scalpers time so bad. Fuck you scalpers, Fuck you scalpers!

by UnknownUsername123! May 31, 2021

race scale

the scale of race definition, starting at the lowest end of the scale with a lightly shaded ken (0.1 - 3.0), the on to the mid range darkie being a kennith (3.1 - 7.0) and up to the higher end of the scale being a kenwyn (7.1 - 10), the blackest of the black

look dave, a theres a 9.5 on the race scale, its a proper shadow from gladiators

by Mr barton fishblower May 24, 2008

Scalpel Slut

A scalpel slut is a woman that is constantly getting surgery done in order to improve herself.

Damn, Amber is one hell of a scalpel slut.

by xxRepoManxx January 16, 2009

Dichter Scale

The apparatus used to measure the magnitude of a girthquake. Similar to the Richter Scale used in Seismology.

Jay's girthquake measured 8.0 on the dichter scale and had Jill screaming for more.

by Jamon26 July 27, 2008