after speak 

noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.

Buzack: Hey guys I'm going to the mall!!all la all ul lu la
Jery: Dude stop with the after speak!

after speak by Can Not December 28, 2005

can i speak to you son 

If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.

"I suspect you are doing drugs. Can i speak to you, son?"

can i speak to you son by fuck boy October 19, 2004

Greek Speak 

well-known Fan group/message board Dedicated to the advancement and happiness of Constantine Maroulis through snark and angst and gift giving Web address-www.youeithergetitoryoudont.com

Have you met those girls from Greek Speak? They are so amazingly brilliant!

Greek Speak by SJ666 August 29, 2005

board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.

Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!

board speak by KGsizzle July 6, 2007

Gummy Speak 

To speak with a mouth full of Gummy Bears.

I though she said, "Rumful" but it was gummy speak for beautiful.

Gummy Speak by typherious April 26, 2009

Sphincter Speak 

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

Sphincter Speak by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

IQ Speak 

when somebody uses big words to over complicate what they are saying and make themselves sound smarter. Common in intelligent and stupid people alike.

Robert (Normal Speak): My job is getting pretty tough bro.
Robert (IQ Speak): My occupation is progressing into a most challenging state, my keen fellow

IQ Speak by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 28, 2011