Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

shart

Act of farting a wet fart at which point you shit ur pants unexpecdedly causing mass embarrassment and requiring a fresh set a underwear and a throu cleaning of ur dick,balls,and ass this will usually happen at a resturant or in ur cat

Dude did u see frank shart last week it was so fucking funny dude

by wolfwind March 6, 2009

Shart

The act of farting immediately followed by unwillingly protruding fecal matter (solid/liquid) causing quite the disturbance in your undergarments while displaying an extremely awkward facial expression.

Young skeet, "Yo dawg what is that smell? And what is that
look on yo face?"

Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."

by Dr. Edgar Bacardi November 20, 2007

Shart

To fart and sh-t at the same time.

Jess: Eww

Sara: What?

Jess: I just sharted and I feel smelly.

Sara: Eww!

Jess: I know, right?

by Sara Shay June 30, 2009

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

shart

when one farts and shits at the same time

dude ive just sharted!

by matty1980 May 26, 2009

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017