Sharifi

A man/woman/child that appears homeless in nature. Although they look it, they are not actually homeless. Sharifis tend to have long scraggly beards, ripped clothing, and are quite wide in waist girth. This could be due to the poor lifestyle choices of the sharifi. When a normal person encounters a sharifi, they should immediately pull out a camera and take a picture. Images that have the sharifi posing in weird positions will be valued much higher. Yelling out "Sharif" will exhibit a response that will lure the sharifi away from it's nest, allowing for a good picture opportunity. Many Sharifis resort to violence when feeling threatened and physical bodily harm can be a consequence. One must be very careful when confronting such creatures.

As research has progressed, several classes of sharifi have been identified.

1. Homeless Sharifi

There exists the typical "Homeless" Sharifi, which includes those that appear homeless. Many can be found on the street corners of Toronto and in the downtown parts of Hamiltion. Many frequently appear in McDonalds, as this is a food source for these fowl creatures.

2. Class 2 Sharifi

Class 2 Sharifis have never had their photo taken as they are elusive in nature. They will paint their hair blue and wear little locks around their neck. They tend to appear in areas where they don't belong such as Martial Arts Dojos. These Sharifis are known for moving around in small groups consisting of 1 girly male, 1 ugly female and 1 extra party.

Sharifi Pelts look great in the living room or in your family photo album.

by The Sharifi Hunter August 5, 2011

Cock Sharing

This term is derived from the term cock block and is most commonly used while drunk. It refers to someone who is not attempting to split two people apart but join them in hopes of either a threesome or being able to hook up with the same person that night but usually has the effect of standard cock blocking unless the parties involved are completely shitfaced.

"Dude, your completely cock blocking that guy from that hot girl"
"I'm not cock blocking I'm cock sharing"
"wow you are really drunk"

by rockne92 November 22, 2009

Sharik

An ugly girl with a really distorted and ugly face. She can most commonly be seen being a clown for really cute boys that she doesn't have a chance with.

Friend:Hey jake asked me out,do you think he likes me?

Me:I don't know but all I can say is don't be a Sharik

by Best of the Dictionary May 4, 2020

file sharing

taking an extended lunch

a + r = a * r
In other words, 2 reactants become one product in file sharing.

by chewydrewy February 2, 2007

Sharf

Shh-arf: verb: 1. The act of crapping ones pants instead of releasing flatulence. 2. Leaving chocalate skid marks in ones briefs.

Dang it! I just sharfed my pants!

by fratty mcfrattington March 12, 2009

sharf

someone who has sex and gives blow jobs to anyone she meets.

dude, that girls a total sharf.

by holler February 28, 2007

Sharing a hat

When giving an obese man or woman oral sex and one has to rest folds of stomach fat on ones head representing a hat which is shared with the genetalia.

Girl 1: Did you get the ride lastnight?
Girl 2: Yeah I had 1 too many WKD's and ended up Sharing a hat in the disabled toilets of the club!

by Busted Onion December 13, 2014