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dream-puff

A crush with a major sensitive side; a non-binary soul unafraid to show all sides to all
My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.

My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
by Creed Cur December 21, 2020
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Postprandial puff

The satisfactory cigarette that follows a meal.

Also known as a 'triple-P'
"Well, that's dinner finished, I'm going for a postprandial puff..."

Due to the new laws Howard couldn't partake of his triple-P in the restaurant...
by ThinkingPersonsViagra August 7, 2012
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puff hole

A mysterious opening in ones body that only appears during lunar eclipses
yo, did you see that eclipse last night? My puff hole finally appeared!
by Fnninag December 31, 2020
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puff nuggies

The white part of a dandelion when it is ready to spread it's seeds
Look at all the puff nuggies in the yard.
If you blow all the seedlings of a puff nuggie you can make a wish
by Madcat83 May 7, 2023
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Sand puff

When one kicks the sand and the sand particles fly into the air, forming a cloud or a puff.
Ashley was running in the Desert and as she was running she formed Sand puffs behind her.
by Sand puff September 10, 2016
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Puff-meister

1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.
Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.
by Bear Man Sr. February 8, 2020
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Puff A Lump

To "Puff A Lump" means to fart and have a turd fall out.
Tom said, "There is a turd on the ground."
Tracy replied, "OH NO! I THOUGHT SOMETHING FELL OUT!"
Tom said, "So you did Puff A Lump!"
by Tom The Poop Man. March 15, 2009
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