hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

professor dick

A big throbbing member with tenure

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.

by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005

promenades

A group of suitors at the prom ogling the hot girl from the sidelines wishing they were her date.

Charchar's promenades this year included her best friend, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend and a lesbian lover.

by HL Kaiser April 7, 2008

promenades

A group of suitors at the prom ogling the hot girl from the sidelines wishing they were her date.

Charchar's promenades this year included her best friend, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend and a lesbian lover.

by HL Kaiser April 8, 2008

Professional Desperado

1. A bold or desperate Professional

2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.

3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.

"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!

by Rogerowen October 9, 2007

Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008

primesword

a weapon that has been hacked in such a unbelivably nectar primecut way in diablo 2
it will destroy all it meets than the unknowing owner
also any well made katana is a prime sword

only 3 ninjas hav ever seen it than they were twinplum pummeled to hell.......the primesword(whispered)
or
man im high i thought you were holding a primesword.
or that battle was tuff in glad i had my MOUNTAINDEW......next to my primesword

by the prime goblin August 22, 2008