Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)

Dude can u r such a professional drunk!

by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Professional Mummy

A mum who is also working as a professional/career job. Same as a career mom.

She’s not a stay at home mum she’s a professional mummy.

by Sah_2016 May 30, 2020

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.

That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill

by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023

Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.

He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.

by C Clark June 30, 2021