gay hokey pokey

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.

"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."

by casserole42069 May 8, 2017

pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

Porney

Porney is the nickname of a legendary Leg-Spinner&An Asstralian CricketShane Warne.He got the nickname of "Porney" because he have a nickname "Warney" and he has acted in many porn films.

Hey,see Porney raping another innocent nurse

by Barmy Army April 21, 2007

Porky Boobies

A black female's bust size; so big it goes beyond numbers.

"Yo, foo. Dose Porky Boobies are sweet."

by ToadMaster May 1, 2003

hokey pokey

when you pretend to like someone so they think you are gonna sleep with them and then leave them hanging.

That guy's got a lot of money, i am gonna hokey pokey him tonight.

by Supreme lioness March 5, 2011

pookey

The Filipino word for vagina.

I'm going to shove my ***** into your pookey!

by Neil December 23, 2003

horney porney

When the male or female are linked to multiple porn sites and the penis/boobies are so horney that they might turn purple and fall off.

Graham enough with all that horney porney i dont want too mop the floor again.

by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008