pootin

the act of a fat girl on a vespa; usually ends in her falling off

While lootin' for a parking spot, I spotted a pootin' on her Vespa, pollutin' the air with her tootin

she came pootin through town like a bullet train in a buffet line.

by scruffy February 1, 2024

Pooping Out Shoestrings

To poop out thin stringy turds

"I was on the toilet for 10 minutes pooping out shoestrings"

by UltraBusGamePlayZ March 29, 2024

Pooping

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Pooping is the act what that yellow woman is doing on top of this sentence ⬆️

by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024

Pooptimism

That feeling of hope when you wake up ready to take a poop

Danny is a pooptimist. He plans early morning workouts with the he confidence he’ll be able to take a dump before heading out.

Every pooptimist household should keep a few enema kits in storage.

When Julia eats dairy, all pooptimism is lost.

by CoffeeEnema December 21, 2024

Pooping your pants

the act of pooping in your pants

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”

by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025

Poopkin

When you poop in a pumpkin

Angry grandma made a poopkin by pooping in the pumpkin

by curtis450 April 29, 2025

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025