cha cha poof

my favorite object to stick inside me

Oh yeah I bought a cha cha poof yesterday

by Ramzi Daki March 8, 2021

Poof

to hide something up your ass.

here come the cops, poof that shit!

by punisher January 23, 2004

pooba

Acubus' partner; The old greyed master's slave. Pooba is a lost soul that is trapped in the dark seas of nower. Acubus must pass his fear of water, learn to swim, breathe underwater and rescue poor pooba.

you must rescue pooba! he needs you!

by j00l.i.e April 26, 2003

pooaxe

v. to make something fucked up

He totally pooaxed his car.

by TheZed January 13, 2005

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.

Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.

by b14ze February 15, 2009

Het-a-poof

Heterosexual male equivalent to fag-bangle. IE. A straight man who hangs out with gays and provides 'het-help', like opening jars, chopping wood, or lighting barbecues.

"Dude is Joe a faggot now? He's been around those Ket-a-poofs a hell of a lot"

"Nah man he's just their Het-a-poof"

"Fuck that's gay"

by James St. Jones July 27, 2007