guy polar 

This is a mental disorder in which you are unable to decide who to like. You switch who you like as frequently as you change your underwear. Although it may not bother those with the disorder (unless they have had it for a long time) it is very irritating to those around them.

Carol: So, who do you like?
Cait: John.

FIVE MINUTES LATER
Cait: or maybe Paul.

TEN MINUTES LATER
Cait: Actually, I think I like Matt.
Carol: UGHHHHH. CAIT! YOURE SO FRIGGIN GUY POLAR!

guy polar by ohsnapiknowyou09 December 14, 2008

colder than a polar bears dick 

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

colder than a polar bears dick by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

Boy-polar 

the act of being indecisive about the boy you like...in other means going back and forth between multiple guys that dont even mean much to you anyways...never finding happiness because you cant make up your fucking mind

billy:yeah sally was with john the other night

bobby: wait isnt she going out with leroy?

billy: she cant really decide between them both, she must be boy-polar

Boy-polar by konpaker September 7, 2009

Polynesian polar bear 

When a man and a woman are having sex doggie -style and the man reaches forward, yanking the girls arms out from under her, driving her face into the floor while he continues to have sex with her.

She was having a great time last night, until I pulled a Polynesian polar bear on her.

Polynesian polar bear by SnaggyKrab September 10, 2012

beard-polar depression 

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.

Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.

beard-polar depression by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015

New Polar Order 

An alliance in the Cybernations Game. The Sister Alliance To the New Pacific Order. The New Polar Order was founded by Ivan Moldavi to fill the void of the NAAC on the Blue Team.

The New Polar Order has been at the cornerstone for Blue Team economical policy since its founding after the fall of NAAC.

New Polar Order by Zeta Defender May 29, 2009

Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder 

Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.

Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.

Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.

Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.

Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.

Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder by Mooperson September 23, 2012