Poet

Adjective - Mildly awe-inspiring and portraying general awesomeness.

Guy 1 - What did you think of the 1912 silent motion film Saved From The Titanic?

Guy 2 - It was poet man.

by elibeman April 30, 2013

poet

Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.

Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.

Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?

by BitchnProud May 30, 2006

dark poetry

Poetry that out of place white people write because they feel alienated and stuff. Basically it's just whining that people claim is art so they're not whiny little wanks they're deep. It's okay for maybe a bit till you realize that you want to write something other how bad life. People who don't pass through this phase will simply write about them cutting their wrists until they finally do. Then you'll feel bad about them. Bah

Sometimes I wish I was a bat. So I can live in a cave in the dark and no one will bother me. I'll also eat bugs. Bats eat bugs you know. I wish I was a bug, so a bat would eat me and all the pain would go away.
typical dark poetry rubbish. freeverse only makes it slightly less annoying.

by Miles Forrester January 2, 2005

petofile

A Senior who wears glasses on the top of his head during school and loves freshmen.

Austin Snow

by andyfellovernet October 28, 2003

petoy

A simpler or shorter way to write pet toy when you want to cheat on scrabble. petoy. will become pet toy

She could not think of a word to make when playing scrabble so Becca cheated and made petoy.

by Angie u February 4, 2006

Petoed

The act of vomitting on a female stripper then refusing to pay, this is then followed by running in a drunken manner toward the nearest exist never returning

Due i totally petoed some stripper last night i was like "Blahhhhhhh....RUNNNNNNNNNN"

by Meekrob Matt March 4, 2011

Poetism

I am writing for the greater good of humanity and the written word. It is Poetic, Rhythmic, Real, Thoughtful, and maybe just plain ol' interesting. How is this not already written. Call it urban, call it random, Everybody walks with some poetism in their shoes.

Poetism is Like : ""I will not Apologize" The Roots. Cause for me, my cat is Wackie... plurally Waka Flaka Flame. But"When the World Ends" Dave Matthews Band. I wanna know "What'z Ya Phone No." 2Pac." I am just a person who found writing and how fun it can be to connect with people physically, but why not put it out on the internet to connect mentally. Call it cray, call it what you may. I wrote this just to make an example of what you might be able to say. This is just "Beta Wax" Daft Punk. followed by a "Sound Check" by them Gorillaz." Gotta Put the word Poetism in the example so I might as well make a sample. I am a poet, and I don't know it, but my feet show it." eLBe

by eL Be December 14, 2012