Piss pilled

When someone is referred to as "Piss pilled", it means that they're generally bitter, resentful, and often angry/upset at/towards others for no reason, or an irrational reason. They are called "Piss pilled" as a take on the 1999 film The Matrix, in which there is an option for the protagonist to take the red or blue pill, each with a different consequence. In recent years, red and blue pills have garnered more attention and relevance in popular Internet culture, as they have gained deeper meanings, and more pills have been made up. Too long didn't read, taking the Piss pill means that you have chosen to live a life of "pissful ignorance," or a life where you are always pissed off and everything sucks for you.

Person 1: "Why's that guy such an a-hole? I didn't even do anything and he flipped me off and told me to go f myself!"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Brian. He's Piss pilled. It's nothing personal he's just a jerk to everyone."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022

bluetooth pissing

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.

Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.

by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008

Tactical Piss

When you’re in an epic gamer moment and you have to pee. So you take your mic with you to listen to callouts.

*playing any game*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*

by MmmCereal January 27, 2019

pissed minola

Someone who is drunk in a manner which is slightly crazy but also fun. Developed when someone was drunk and unable to write "pissed minda" on her friend's arm. Much more politically correct version of "pissed minda".

Girl 1: Girl 2, you're being a pissed minola tonight.
Girl 2: Yeah well so are you! Hey your computer's playing East 17! Let's do interpretive dance in your kitchen! *falls over*
Girl 1: Ha ha ha. *falls over*

by noyseeac November 17, 2006

Piss machine

Another word for your junk

Alright guys i will be right back, i just need to empty my piss machine

by Lysy November 9, 2020

White Piss

That which is extracted from the penis during erotic moments. Similar to normal piss however of white creamy texture (aka semen).

"I sure did unload a big tub of White Piss on her chest"

by The flying Wadfuck September 16, 2013

Piss and tell

An informal and more discreet way of conveying the use of a pregnancy test kit.

Girl, you don't have to keep worrying if you're pregnant or not- just go piss and tell!

by Medicine Man Dusty October 28, 2010