Mikey

a cool, awesome, straight guy. but somtimes he acts a little gay. he is absolutely amazing, however it is a proven fact that 94% of all men named mikey have small to average size penis's (5-6 in) . hes not that good in bed. amateur, goes to soon. but romantic none-the-less.

girl 1: did you have fun ?

girl 2: no he was a Mikey.

by hedley566 February 4, 2010

Mikey

Someone who is bad at mathematics.

Ava= What's was answer to number 3 in the test?
Alicia= I don't know, but why don't you ask Mikey?
Ava= Are you kidding?! Everyone knows he's hopeless!
Mikey= Oi! It's not my fault i'm bad at maths!

by Jerry Nom Only October 22, 2008

mikey

fucking retard. white supremisist. fuckin faggot. has clan cookouts. racist asshole.

racist asshole, mikey

by not a racist asshole January 8, 2010

Myken

The ability to create god-like tea cookies.

That chef over there has Myken skillz.

by Kerniver Rusplant February 4, 2010

Mykeria

The human Harambae.

"Dude she's huge!"
"She's a Mykeria!"

by Realnigga01 December 4, 2017

Mikey

Fucking stupid nigger and dumb as hell he also really enjoys getting destroyed by two massive gargantuan monkey dicks in the eye and ass

Damn that nigga mikey dumb as hell

by Realassnigga1027 April 29, 2019

mikey

a passive, chill, but lazy boy. he's kind of like a sloth, but he's funny sometimes.

"Yo, I think Mikey is gonna come through."

"The sloth? Eh, alright."

by swagmeisterjones October 18, 2012