muttoner

a sheep reared especially for mutton.

He has bought a muttoner.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2011

Mutiny

when better, more appropriate titles go AWOL

The series was named Mutiny even though the proper title would be AWOL.

by seriesnamer April 28, 2009

Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009

muttonstrumpet

An attractive older woman between 40 & 60 who dresses in fashionable gear, is sohisticated and still has the x factor

'she's getting on a bit, but a real muttonstrumpet.' Possible 'muttonstrumpet' Madonna

by Dick Shone 'Arry October 18, 2003

mutton face

a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.

Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!

by Jr Black January 19, 2009

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

Mutant Apple Monsters

In the year 2, there were nine Seattles, one fell to the king of MAM. And then this three came out of the T. The end and it killed them and they died. There were seven fries on the box sprawled out in the table. reaching through time. touching the steel ones with salet. I reached, he reached. Saliva flowed and a thousand dogs dies in an instant SINGLe. word tur ie it be.

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by Koobah Jewbah Loobah March 20, 2005