jigsaw morality

"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.

Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.

Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?

by Fearman January 15, 2008

Moral holiday

It doesn't mean running riot, lying, cheating, stealing, & philandering (etc.) without compunction. It does mean relaxing, enjoying the moment, stringing enjoyable moments together when you can, "chilling." Taking a moral holiday means momentarily lightening up and taking it easy, not carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, not being hopelessly depressed by depressing realities.

"The universe is a system of which the individual members may relax their anxieties occasionally, in which the don’t-care mood is also right for men, and moral holidays in order... I fully believe in the legitimacy of taking moral holidays." William James

A walk in the park when you COULD be working and feeling bad is a moral holiday.

A covert, illicit affair with your neighbor's wife is not.

by Osopher July 22, 2009

Meral

merals are food lovers, you could usually point out a meral by their stomach if it's wide and big and looks like a walking chubby potato.

it means the female deer in turkish, probably because they will fucking knock you out in a second

they also laugh like monkeys (an actual meral told me this )
they laugh also like a dying hippo ( i heard an actual meral )

not all merals are like this though, often they are sweet and nice but the one i know....is a hippo

be careful on the food your like a meral

by Author and writer December 11, 2020

Muttiah Muralitheran

best spinner in ze world. he also has nice long fingers

john: fark muttiah muralitheran picked up another 7 wickets
paul: gees he's a superstar

by Jeffy2# August 29, 2007

mukalu

my favorate slang for weed

you man lets go pack the machine with mukalu and hit that shit!

by benjikope2000 October 31, 2003

mumalicious

Mumalicious can be applied in two ways. 1) to show affection towards ones own mum (not sexual in any way) 2) to show appreciation for fine looking mums that you are not related to (like Pippa Wetzel) - it could represent sexual attraction)

damn, she's mumalicious

by venerationy October 29, 2008

morale booster

military name for a hoe.

dam she cute but i heard she the barracks morale booster.

by militarynigga June 1, 2011