oxy moron

microsoft works

by microshit July 18, 2003

Mogrons

Brain energy measurement.

To work out that sum I used 23 mogrons.

by Missjayohdee November 30, 2011

bandwi-moron

A person who has not little, but no use, except to use up bandwidth.

Man/Woman 1: "The military calls people who have no use but to use up oxygen, oxy-morons."

Man/Woman 2: "Well in that case, there's this idiot is in the chat room all day, every day, stirring trouble. I wonder what his mother/father thinks of him/her being a bandwi-moron."

by StrEt-Ys September 20, 2010

middle school moonshine

an alcoholic beverage consisting of 5 oz of coke and 15 oz of the rest of the shit in you liquor cabinet. it must include vodka.

Yo Mack, let's go drink some Middle School Moonshine!

by yeeber October 10, 2017

Mama's Moonshine

A drink made to serve in a Parent's Mixer Party, drink is made out of Tequila, Taco seasoning, contact lens solution, anti-anxiety medication, a reese's' mcflurry, orange soda, expired milk and whatever cheese you got layin around

Parent: You see that english teacher last night at the parents mixer? he was humping the wall!!!
Party host: I know, he downed like three of my Mama's Moonshines...

by meshynodes October 15, 2018

mormons

A group of people who, when they view and add comments to such devil-ridden heathen websites such as urbandictionary.com, will undoubtedly burn in the hell of their own making.

"You people making comments against the one true church of mormons on urbandictionary.com will undoubtedly end up in hell... what's that I smell? Oh shit I'm burning!"

by IanDaws January 11, 2008

moonspider

someone who only has sex at night

'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '

by provider44 January 14, 2010