Joe millon

your so incredible. You make each day worth living, your perfect joe, your personality is amazing who you are joe is amazing,your body is so sexy and you are so very handsome.your smile and laugh and all your moods are perfect Your the most incredible person ever, your number one joe , your the main priority your the greatest gift, joe millon is perfect from top to bottom, he’s the most handsome, words can’t describe just how perfect he is, joe is the most Incredible person to ever exist.

Joe millon is Abi walkers soulmate,they are going to be together forever

Always and forever joe our infinity I love you for eternity said Abi

by Abi.walkerxo May 28, 2020

True Millennial

Someone who is born on the 1000th year and only the 1000th year. They’ll age with the years!

Sam is a true millennial cause he was born in 2000.

by Seraphim Star January 3, 2021

Now-Millennialist

A slang phrase of someone in their 40s or 50s trying to be hip with current 20 something culture.

Zachary is such a Now-Millennialist. He always loves the latest music and fashion.

by Svetlana Svetikova fan May 20, 2021

3rd Millennium Classrooms

The company who created that stupid Alcohol Wise course forced on freshmen at universities. Their general purpose is to make you miserable. Their software is also really glitchy too; for example, it won't let you submit an answer to a question on a quiz. Also, you have to get 67% or higher to pass and if you don't, it forces you to take the entire quiz again. And guess what? It's randomized, making you dumber every time you take it.

Kyle: Dude, did you finish Alcohol Wise?
Chris: Finally, I did. That course was an absolute desk banger. The post test was absolute hell - the system kept messing me up due to glitches and dumb grading procedures, forcing me to retake it numerous times. Screw 3rd Millennium Classrooms.
Kyle: Same as you. I don't ever have to go through this again.

by The Real Driller January 20, 2022

Golden Millenial

A Golden Millenial is an elder millennial, born between 1980-1985. They still remember eye contact, Napster, and MySpace but also have a Snapchat and TikTok account. Coined by psychologist Dr. Pilling.

Damn check out that Golden Millenial. I bet she has a 401k and shit.

by mepface January 23, 2022

Pulled a Millen

To pull a hamstring doing an activity that should not usually cause injury

Dropped an apple at the supermarket today and pulled a Millen picking it up

Raced the dog around the yard last week and pulled a Millen. Couldn’t walk for a week

by Ghosty writer February 17, 2022

Millennial Woodstock

An event where hundreds of hipsters line up in front of Apple Stores all around the world to get the latest iDevice, most camping there for days. You're gonna meet some gentle people there.

This "happening", if you like, usually occurs every fall. It's a generational experience for Millennials - just like the original Woodstock was for Baby Boomers - and thus beyond the comprehension of previous generations.

By those attending, Android users are frowned upon just like Vietnam vets were back in the day and Steve Ballmer is hated as ferociously as LBJ once was.

- "Hey man, where's Alix? Haven't seen her in classes for a few days."
- "She's at the Millennial Woodstock".
- "Oh... I wish my mom would let me too. If I didn't tell her, I could leave today".

by Suntory BOSS September 18, 2014