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1000th by thatonegil December 22, 2013
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1000th base
When God and Satan actually manifest in front of you and become so horny at the sight of you actually fuck you, with Satan, naturally, taking you up the arse and god through the front.
You: Dude, I got to 1000th base last night
(No reply, the orgasm was so intense, existence as we know it ended)
(No reply, the orgasm was so intense, existence as we know it ended)
1000th base by IAmGav January 8, 2008
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100th Base
To gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from Ukrainian prostitutes. And then run dick first through walls of buildings bringing each one to the ground until you reach lake Ontario where you have sex with a majestic mermaid non-stop for 8 days.
"I totally got to 100th Base the other day"
"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
100th Base by Antoxx January 26, 2009
100th base
To have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo.
Guy 1:"I scored 100th base when I fucked a giraffe,
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!
Guy 2:...Get out.
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!
Guy 2:...Get out.
100th base by Evil mike son of a bitch August 21, 2006
100th base
100th base by Khaosko June 2, 2015
10000th base
you suck your own dick and get an aero plane shoved up your ass with a group of men cuming all over your face. Then your mum and dad fuck you and you lick out your mum and tease her clit with a toothbrush.
BOB: '' DUUDDEE I TOTTAALLY HIT 10000TH BASE LAST NIGHT''
TIMMY: '' i heard your mum got an orgasm from a toothbrush?''
TIMMY: '' i heard your mum got an orgasm from a toothbrush?''
10000th base by TheBaseMaster August 18, 2011
period 6 x 1000tron
a bunch of dumb ass mo-fuckers who talk about bootsey ass shit and dick around on computers p.s. i love you all
period 6 x 1000tron by devotron9000 May 6, 2009
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