new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

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Get the new york metromug.

metro hard as fuck

A random sentence that a douchebag says.

“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”

by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022

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Get the metro hard as fuckmug.

Metro

People named Julian

He’s so metro

by Darshakram July 26, 2023

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No Metro

Basically means that you don't have pedophilic intentions.

Metro boomin : she might be young but she ready

Other guy - no metro but wtf.

by NoMetro May 7, 2024

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Get the No Metromug.

Metro Hillbilly

(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."

Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.

by acer10000000 January 15, 2011

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