beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality
Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
by streamcatvideosonline February 20, 2022
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gay marriage

Something that the government cannot administer under Constitutional law, neither can they administer opposite-sex marriages.
Why doesn't anybody realize that the US government administering any type of marriage, (be it gay marriage or not) a traditionally *religious* institution, violates separation of church and state?
by RHS Student February 18, 2005
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heterosexual marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.
Her beliefs only allow for a heterosexual marriage
by tory borty December 15, 2012
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Marriage Counciler

A male/female who has no chance of getting married so puts there effort into helping couples with there problems because they faced the facts and found thats the closest there going to get to to marital problems
When a couple are having problemos and they need some sad asswipe to save them. Marriage Counciler
by SuperAwesomeCoolAfroMan November 01, 2009
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LA Marriage

A brief marriage, often spontaneous, followed by divorce within days to months.
Sandy being engaged is hardly worth mentioning, she tends to have LA marriages. Quick!! Let's hold a party before she changes her mind.
by unrulywolf April 12, 2008
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Corporate Marriage

A couple who gets married just so they can wear wedding rings to make their image better. There is no real "love" in the relationship.
Bill usually cheats on Debbie when he's away on a corporate meeting, but he can just shrug it off. Their in a corporate marriage. She usually cheats on him when he's away too.
by Rytha February 06, 2011
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