maritza Gallardo

slut from ohio

that girl over there is like maritza Gallardo

by Brownieboy November 30, 2011

Maritza

A short gorgeous girl who sucks dick

Oooooo I want Maritza

by Zoee kabobs May 1, 2018

marph

To feel indifferent or not bothered by something.

A friend asks you: "Hey man, what you think of that new chick?"
You reply: "Marph"

by Zomboy............ June 19, 2007

Maretta

the typical name for a frequent 'youtuber'.

Girl 1: Ohmygoodness! I just found the funniest video on youtube today!
Girl 2: You are such a Maretta.
~~
Guy 1: I just want to check if Shane Dawson added a new video today, one minute.
Guy 2: Dude, you're a Maretta!
~~
Maretta: Clooo
Mariam: Kourttt
Maretta: Clo.
Mariam: Kourt.
Maretta: Cloeeee
Mariam: Kourtneyyyy
Maretta: Cloe.
Mariam: Kourtney.
Maretta: We talked for hours.
(immitation of youtube video)

by proudyoutuber January 9, 2010

Marktheshark

When a man is in love with other men, unless they occasionally hug a woman. Believes everything they read on a computer, especially Google.

Man, that guy thinks he knows everything, but he's just a marktheshark.

by In-the-know April 8, 2011

Marathi Manus

Sarda Zavya

Yo that guy is staring at that monitor lizards's ass, he definitely is a Marathi Manus

by wtfadi April 21, 2022

jewish marathon

Shit, shower, shave

Ben" I could go for a good jewish marathon"

by Andy Lama November 13, 2010