Mandell

The action of playing with ones phone for an obscenely long time whilst having a shit. You may become so distracted playing that the need to wipe is useless as its become all hard or your parents walk in on you wondering if you're wanking.

'my phone battery ran out whilst doing a Mandell'

by timtim7765 January 21, 2012

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nelson mandela

The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.

Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.

by discreet_1814 June 5, 2007

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Mandee Kulaga

The most famous person in New York City.

*Girl in Times Square shrieks and points* "Look! It's Mandee Kulaga!"

by ;-) April 10, 2005

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Madder than a wet hen

Used in common phrases by rednecks/ white trash. It means to be madder than a wet hen, and when a hen gets wet; it gets really mad. The term cannot be said the way it looks though. You have to break it up all redneck like. Such as the example.

Jim: Whats up buddy?

You: Man, im madderd n a wet hen! (madder than a wet hen)

by Redneck Guy June 16, 2010

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