ghetto laundry bag

A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.

"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"

by jsd9632 January 8, 2012

3am laundry

3AM laundry is when you pretend you are doing laundry but are really masturbating.

Lauren: hey im away to do laundry
Harry: its 3am, is this like your 2am shower
Lauren: yep
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "3am Laundry"

by hss91 May 26, 2014

lazy laundry

When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.

I've been living off of lazy laundry for 2 weeks.

by writtenanonymously October 23, 2014

Horny nigga laundry basket

Horny on a new level.

Joe: im a horny nigga laundry basket right now!
Step-sister: cum over then!!

by YoYoJoeMama October 31, 2019

Doing The Laundry

To front load your cock and also balls into a women’s vagina and spin, while experiencing whiskey dick or erectile disfunction.

I drank so much last night me and my girlfriend started doing the laundry

by YeetThyMeat January 20, 2021

John's dirty laundry

When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.

"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."

by Michael David December 1, 2006

japanese laundry

the dropping of a used condom on a partners clothes leaving splooge after fornicating

As kevin walked out of the dorm room, he left some japanese laundry for that hoe to clean up. Yahtzee!

by Kevin Mas October 13, 2006