3am laundry

3AM laundry is when you pretend you are doing laundry but are really masturbating.

Lauren: hey im away to do laundry
Harry: its 3am, is this like your 2am shower
Lauren: yep
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "3am Laundry"

by hss91 May 27, 2014

2am Shower

Is when you have a shower at 2am just to masturbate.

Lauren: hey im away for shower
Harry: its 2am
Lauren: yeah i know
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "2am shower"

by hss91 May 08, 2014