Definitions by hss91

3am laundry 

3AM laundry is when you pretend you are doing laundry but are really masturbating.

Lauren: hey im away to do laundry
Harry: its 3am, is this like your 2am shower
Lauren: yep
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "3am Laundry"

3am laundry by hss91 May 26, 2014

2am Shower 

Is when you have a shower at 2am just to masturbate.

Lauren: hey im away for shower
Harry: its 2am
Lauren: yeah i know
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "2am shower"

2am Shower by hss91 May 8, 2014